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117-Story of your first kiss?

I don’t even know if this counts, but I was in Kindergarten, and this first grader asked me if I wanted to be his girlfriend, and I didn’t even know what that was, so I was like,


He told me to meet him after school behind the cabinet (in our classrooms, there’s a gigantic cabinet that spans an entire wall, and behind it, there’s coat racks, a closet, and the bathrooms). So after everyone else grabbed their backpacks and left, I went back there.


He got right to business and leaned in to kiss me.

It was then I realized


I have no idea what I’m doing.

But I tried to roll with it anyway.

So I leaned in, and maybe our lips made a millisecond of contact, or maybe they didn’t at all, but either way I turned around and ran the hell out of there.


I’m pretty sure that was the end of our relationship.

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